Friday, February 12, 2010

Valentine's Day Humor


My Dad forwarded these rhymes to me and I thought you would all get a kick out of them.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot:
this describes everything you are not.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

5. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

6. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

And my favorite:

7. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Happy Valentine's Day!

8 comments:

Matthew Delman said...

*falls over laughing*

I love it, my Michiganer compardre!

Shannon O'Donnell said...

LOL! Thanks for a good chuckle so early in the morning! :-)

Stephanie Thornton said...

Hilarious! The poster looks like one from despair.com. I love them- they're all over my classroom.

Indigo said...

Thanks for the delightful humor. I'm still smiling. (Hugs)Indigo

Steph Damore said...

I'm glad you're all smiling. There's nothing better than a good laugh on a Friday.

Diana Paz said...

OH WOW those are so funny! Most of the email forwards I get are the "uplifting" kind, I wish I got more funny ones!!

Bane of Anubis said...

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

kanishk said...

Thanks for a good chuckle so early in the morning!

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